The World of the Bigfoot Witness


From the British Bigfoot Report - What it is like to be a Bigfoot Witness in a “Fortean” World.

We all know the old saying “to assume is to make an Ass of U and Me” and this is true, regardless of your theory or opinion, until you stand where a witness stood, on the day that it happened to them, you really have no idea of what they saw. How it affected them in life, and how it changed them as a person. All you have is a guess.

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  1. Ive handed Iktomi his own ass today, he now runs from his very own statements, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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  2. ikdummy asks:

    "How many hoaxers, liars & role players running around the woods of the US?"

    The answer was jokingly given at a hundred or so based on all the fools we see on this site out hunting for it. They indeed fit the definition of hoaxers, liars & role players.

    ikdummy quickly translates that answer to:

    "A hundred people setting fake prints, running around in gorilla costumes, role-playing in Bigfoot camping weekends?

    Do you see the bait and switch here? I'll give him this, he's a master at it.

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    1. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!! HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

      So you were JOKING now that you had the Mickey taken out of you Stuey? Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! So Stuey, the question still remains... How role-players and hoaxers does it take to set fake prints, running around in gorilla costumes, & role-playing in holding & attending Bigfoot camping weekends?

      This better be good.

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    2. First of all, you operate under the premise that all anonymous posts are "stuey" which is hilarious. I make one post and you carry it on with other people for over a hundred posts.

      Now that you have rephrased the question I would say I have no idea just as you have no idea in how many Bigfoot there supposedly exists. Neither can support facts to back up what they are claiming However I do know there is just as much evidence for hoaxing and lying as there is evidence supporting your assumption that Bigfoot exists.

      Good enough for you ikdummy?

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    3. No Stuey... I didn’t rephrase the question at all. The question remains unanswered. How many role-players and hoaxers does it take to set fake prints, to run around in gorilla costumes, & role-playing in events all around the US? I’m not expecting you to put an exact figure on it... Just an estimation as to how many people that would take. It’s not hard. If you have the “wisdom” to be able to apply such well thought out theories, surely you must have the belly to guesstimate how many people that would require?

      And no Stuey, I have the scientific method applied to this subject, plus average height & weight ratios & Gaussian distribution ascertained from physical evidence over a 60 year period. I can support the fact that SOME level of a breeding population exists based on that data. By this basis, I can estimate that at least 10,000 “Bigfoot” are currently in the US and Canada. If you have the same level of evidence for your role-playing empire, then please... Present it. Comparatively, you merely have conspiracy theories, contradictions and conjecture.

      There is one troll. There has only ever been one troll... and there will only ever be one troll. You.

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    4. Believe what you want ikdummy.

      "I can estimate that at least 10,000 “Bigfoot” are currently in the US and Canada."

      And not ONE has every been proven to exist.

      You...are...an...idiot.

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    5. The physical evidence, attributed to the same hominin that has been documented via footage, as well as ten of thousands of reports... has been shown to be leaving its physical sign on the environment of the US and China.

      So Stuey... Why procrastinate? Trying to get an answer out of you is like pulling teeth.

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    6. Oh and Stuey... Anyone can read along the comment sentions and see that it’s you who’s been applying the same terrible logic hours hours and hours straight. It’s only because you’re embarrassed that you want to distance yourself from it now.

      Why so emotional? You’re anonymous after all, nobody cares who you are.

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    7. Projecting from the Queen deflector, you are a liar so now what? your proof is made up numbers, you are clearly caught

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    8. Stuey... every last one of your requirements, over the course of the last day have been answered. For every last claim I’ve made, I’ve provided the required standard of science.

      However... For someone with so many questions, I’ve never seen anyone whine over one that comes back their way.

      Game... Set... Match.

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    9. Its all game with you and nothing answered , you are the biggest cryer here, seek mental therapy, you really have serious issues

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    10. Court date coming, your big moment

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    11. Poor Lucy - 8 years and no proof of Bigfoot. Pity her.

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    12. My big moment? Sorry... am I in the dock or something?

      (Creased)

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    13. All your "science" and "evidence of species" is (Creased x 10)

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    14. Nargh! Todd’s got no rights to the evidence I reference Stuey. Sorry champ... something tells m your celebration won’t last too long.

      Not when I remind you of the peer review and the question you like dodging.

      : p

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    15. Peer review in front of a jury,no wonder your getting upset Lucy, probably won't even get to court

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    16. Oh dear... I think I’m gonna need an extra large box of tissues for this one.

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    17. Yeh I believe you will, you're quick to mouth off so you end up trapped by your own words

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    18. Sorry... what words with respect to this court case have I trapped myself with? I’m lost Stuey...

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    19. You'll figure it out, but yes , you are lost

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    20. No, no... I would love to know how this applies to me. I don’t think you even know, do you?

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    21. You sure?

      I mean... 8 years of alleged widespread role-playing assertions were shaved bare to mere misidentification in the space of time it took to type a single question?

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